LesbosOnTheCouch
by Beth C, one of the Lesbos
My toes have gone rogue!
My toes have gone rogue!
Here we are at this most beautiful and romantic spot. A
cabin in the woods, complete with wood burning fire, Jacuzzi wine, champagne
and strawberries…And what takes my mind away? My toes have gone rogue!
I know, it just isn't fair…we are here to relax and chill- a
little 'get away from it all' time to ourselves…My wife's birthday and winter
break…and I can't get away from all the weird signs of me…My body is metamorphosing
into something new and exciting. I am indeed the older one in this marriage so
it should not surprise me that things are moving without me…
Don't make that face…you all know what I am talking about….and
if you don't, you will…The grey hair is a bit dryer and more –well just more
that then the predecessor hairs of yesteryear…the boobs – they may not have the
stand up and salute they used to have – but hey- they sure know how to bounce
into any situation and swing into the middle of whatever may be happening…and
then there are the eyes…and the arms, especially my freakishly short ones, that
are just too short at the end of the day to read the shopping list…and how
about those teeth? I should've saved the kids baby teeth to fill in the gaps in
my grand and wide gapped mouth!
And now that my Heat Waves are in full motion, I can feel
the burning away of the old cells and I pray that the new ones will be kind to
this body…
And ask I bend my head in earnest prayer, I notice that my
toes are also taking a new and improved form…the spaces – the spreading of the
toes …ah but this must have been the answer to my last prayer that had to do
with my clutsy tripping – Ahhh…the Lord does work in mysterious ways…She has
provided me with wide spread toes ---huge gaps, just like between my teeth…this
must be to get a better grip and balance…
Ah so maybe the gaps in my teeth have purpose as well…Yes,
desert…I don't always remember to take a snack along. Now I can always find
something spare in between the teeth for nourishment…Ah and the swinging boobs…ah…this
must be…so that …well so that we can have that extra pillow in the armpits I've
always dreamed of…and in a few more months, that neck rest we wanted for the
couch…you know, the couch we lesbos sit on…like the one I am on now at this
beautiful romantic cabin in the woods…oh, that reminds me-
HAPPY BIRTHDAY my love!
And who will be there celebrating with us at the One
Billion Rising? Celebrate and Rise – for who we all are and who we all can
be…http://lesbosonthecouch.com/
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